8:00 am: I’m ringing.
8:01 am: I’m snoozed.
8:05 am: I’m ringing.
8:06 am: I’m snoozed.
8:10 am: I’m ringing.
8:11 am: I’m snoozed.
8:12 am: Wow she’s finally awake! …Oh wait she’s asleep again.
8:15 am: She’s awake!! Here comes the gooey “Good Morning” text to her boyfriend even though we saw him 6 hours ago.
9:00 am: How many times do you have to check the weather before you choose an outfit, Tori? GO TO BREAKFAST!
9:29 am: You have checked the time 11 times within the last 4 minutes. And yes, you’re still almost late for class. I thought this was what the 4 alarms were for this morning! Maybe you should try going to bed earlier instead of scrolling through Twitter watching funny videos until 2 am.
11:00 am: If I had a dollar for every time you check your grades on Blackboard, I would be an iPhoneX.
12:00 pm: I really appreciate the hummus you had on your fingers from your sandwich at lunch getting all over my screen. Thanks, girl. This is just what we wanted after chemistry class, which, by the way, you checked Blackboard twice during. Your grades have not changed!
1:00 pm: Now it’s time for her daily email responses. Why do you have so many? You must be important or something… no, you’re definitely not. This email is to your best friend.
3:45 pm: Why do you feel the need to take a picture of the ocean every other day? It looks the same as the last picture you took.
4:00 pm: I don’t think Vans.com is helping you study for your Psych exam, Tori. Also, my battery is low.
4:56 pm: Hey, that new Facebook profile picture of you and Will is adorable, but my battery is dangerously low. That doesn’t mean use me as a calculator- charge me! I have so many Instagram notifications for you, but I need a battery to give you them.
5:00 pm: And… I’m dead. Goodnight world.
5:01 pm: Oh, so now you scurry for a charger. Funny how that works. Where were you ten minutes ago?
5:15 pm: Time for dinner and dance practice. She is checking the dinner menu and Dance Team schedule online, which means I’ll be in her bag on Do Not Disturb for the next couple hours.
8:10 pm: Hey, you’re out of dance! Practice was great, and she is posting a Finsta about how good it went.
9:00 pm: Girl, you have way too many Safari tabs open on here. When’s the last time you actually watched this competition video you have open? Oh, right. May 1, 2017. Time to let it go!! You can just Google it later if you want to see it. We all know you Google dance videos, like, 15 times a day.
10:00 pm: I’m ringing. Time for your medicine!
10:14 pm: She is doing homework on the laptop. I guess it’s time for me to go in the bag on Do Not Disturb again.
12:18 am: Time for the dance videos. How many can you possibly watch?! Yes, play games on me- nice and quiet.
12:45 am: Goodnight Tori! See you at 8 am!
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